So, my psychiatrist thinks I am depressed.
More than usual, I mean; my general diagnosis includes a type of depression. But just because I told him about how often I’ve been thinking about death lately, and how much I’ve been struggling with food and other self-destructive behavior, and how much time I spend in circles that talk a great deal about the dark aspects of all our futures on this planet…he thinks I need more help with depression.
So out he comes with this particular health care organization’s chart of meds and starts suggesting things to add to my regimen.
Poor man. He means well. But either he hasn’t been taking notes at our previous sessions, or he hasn’t been looking at them.
The names of the meds are listed in little boxes by group, and as he proposes things I have to keep shooting him down.
No, we can’t add anything from this box. I’ve tried many of them, and they increase anxiety to a dangerous level. No, I don’t care if this one is new, I’ve seen the chemical formula. They moved a hydrogen atom so they could get a new patent, that’s all.
No, we can’t add anything from this box. They’re all addictive. I know my addiction history is in my chart. I made a point of putting it there.
Dear God, no, we can’t add anything from this box. Two of them almost killed me when I tried them; I’ve told you that before. You cannot give me any of these unless I’m an inpatient under close supervision so I don’t walk into traffic.
We could try a slight increase in this one med I’m already taking, or we could try one from this tiny box here…or maybe we could get me a therapist I could see more than once every six weeks.
Ha, ha, just kidding, I know that’s not going to happen.